Photo 31 Aug 2 notes i found my wedding costume its important to look very good at your wedding better then everyone else because its the most important thing in your life you should spend lots of money on your costume and make everyone else look poor because they will speak about it for years and reminisce how strong and powerful you looked and nobody will remember anything about you for your entire future existance except how sexual you looked and that everyone else that missed out on you is sad and dying  

i found my wedding costume its important to look very good at your wedding better then everyone else because its the most important thing in your life you should spend lots of money on your costume and make everyone else look poor because they will speak about it for years and reminisce how strong and powerful you looked and nobody will remember anything about you for your entire future existance except how sexual you looked and that everyone else that missed out on you is sad and dying  

Photo 28 Aug 600,691 notes i been busted so many times but i don’t get scared and people don’t know if im serious or joking but neither do i now and its amazing 

i been busted so many times but i don’t get scared and people don’t know if im serious or joking but neither do i now and its amazing 

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Video 27 Aug 50,818 notes

i found this video of muneek dancing after a couple vinos 

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Photo 26 Aug 1 note portaying america all in one acurate picture

portaying america all in one acurate picture

Photo 26 Aug you may now kiss your bride - congratulations liza and juddy 

you may now kiss your bride - congratulations liza and juddy 

Video 20 Aug 1 note

so there are these two birds that live in my backyard i spend a lot of time watching them they a very badass but whenever my dopy friends come over and i show them the birds and call them doves i get laughed at and spat upon and finally corrected “THEY ARE PIGEONS YOU FAT WOG!” 

THEY ARE NOT PIDGYS THEY ARE DOVES LOOK ON THE RIGHT PIDGYS HAVE DUMB GIRAFFE NECKS WITH RAINBOW CRAP ALL OVER THEM AND THOSE WIERD EYEBALLS THAT SCREAM FEAR AND DOVES ARE SMOOTH LOOKING AND KIND OF CUTE 

Photo 18 Aug 1 note i also have trouble keeping up with who hates who i found this while doing some research 

i also have trouble keeping up with who hates who i found this while doing some research 

Photo 15 Aug 1 note crash override - acid burn - (the infamous crash and burn power duo) and lets not forget the legendary man himself cereal killer these are the power players in hacking not that guy who typed a status for you when you slithered away from your mac show some respect you monsters for what these pioneers stood for 

crash override - acid burn - (the infamous crash and burn power duo) and lets not forget the legendary man himself cereal killer these are the power players in hacking not that guy who typed a status for you when you slithered away from your mac show some respect you monsters for what these pioneers stood for 

Video 14 Aug

yet another reason why the sun is evil

Text 12 Aug 59,222 notes

Sean Bean dies in everything because it’s the universe trying to correct the hole ripped in it due to the fact that his name doesn’t rhyme when it should

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Photo 12 Aug 38,993 notes

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Video 10 Aug 1 note

this 10second clip leaves me with so many questions 

Video 10 Aug 384,386 notes

i miss jim and dwight 

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Photo 8 Aug 2 notes almost sounds like a lyric from linkin park but truth nonetheless

almost sounds like a lyric from linkin park but truth nonetheless

Video 7 Aug

can someone please watch this with their dog and let me know if it works? (WARNING: ONLY WATCH THIS WITH YOUR DOG HUMAN VIEWING WITHOUT DOG WILL RESULT IN SLIGHT WEIGHT GAIN ONCE THE VIDEO HAS BEGUN EVEN IF ITS JUST FOR A SECOND)


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