sex is a lot like labyrinth, you go in without knowing, there are muppets. david bowie is there.
runyon canyon -
hiked through the hollywood hills to catch the sunrise at 6am muneek was dressed like an athlete nikes and everything and i was wearing my favourite nirvana pants and chuck taylors it looked like a hot chick forcing her fat slob boyfriend to burn some calories but it literally was the other way around
the hike wasnt the easiest but the view was something else
eat your heart out
Anonymous said: How is it that t.A.T.u: All the things she said is turning me on?
get off my tumblr muneek it’s meant for my friends
skip to ‘2.00 - this is me right now
be free little dog
its so weird that when australia lost harold holt they named a swimming pool after him, a swimming pool, after a man who probably drowned
i found my wedding costume its important to look very good at your wedding better then everyone else because its the most important thing in your life you should spend lots of money on your costume and make everyone else look poor because they will speak about it for years and reminisce how strong and powerful you looked and nobody will remember anything about you for your entire future existance except how sexual you looked and that everyone else that missed out on you is sad and dying
i been busted so many times but i don’t get scared and people don’t know if im serious or joking but neither do i now and its amazing